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| Tom's Mascot Melee - Week 12 |
| 11.24.04 (7:03 am) [edit] |
Ouch... last week was my worst performance of the season. This may be the last time I have more wins than losses for the year, if things don't go mostly my way this week. Here's hoping.
WEEK 12 (Last Week: 5-11 - Season Total: 82-81)
Colts at Lions - I feel a surprise upset coming on, and I believe this is it... as the lion pounces to attack, the colt puts a hoof up... and the lion chokes on it. PICK: COLTS
Bears at Cowboys - If a cowboy can handle a wild bull, he can definitely overpower a bear. PICK: COWBOYS
Ravens at Patriots - Black birds are no problem for Colonial soldiers. PICK: PATRIOTS
Browns at Bengals - The brown dog won't last long in the tiger's den. PICK: BENGALS
Jaguars at Vikings - The jaguar's gonna pounce... and impale himself on the Viking's hat while he's bending over to adjust his boots. PICK: VIKINGS
Eagles at Giants - Yet another flying creature that'll seem like a nasty mosquito to the giant. PICK: GIANTS
Chargers at Chiefs - Arrows and tomahawks won't stop a Hemi engine. PICK: CHARGERS
Buccaneers at Panthers - I think the panther will get to the pirate before he can get his sword out. PICK: PANTHERS
Titans at Texans - The bull's becoming burger meat again. PICK: TITANS
Redskins at Steelers - Arrows and tomahawks won't stop a steel hammer, either. PICK: STEELERS
Saints at Falcons - Just another bird for St. Albert to skewer. PICK: SAINTS
Bills at Seahawks - Eventually the seahawk will get trampled by the buffalo. PICK: BILLS
Dolphins at 49ers - Poor Flipper's getting a pickax to the blowhole. PICK: 49ERS
Jets at Cardinals - No bird is safe from a fighter jet engine. PICK: JETS
Raiders at Broncos - Forget about taming a wild horse... the ruthless raider's gonna tear him to pieces. PICK: RAIDERS
Rams at Packers - A bunch of precision shots from a heavy-duty staple gun should be enough to bring down the ram. PICK: PACKERS
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| Tom's Mascot Melee - Week 11 |
| 11.18.04 (3:03 am) [edit] |
More in a series of thoughtless NFL predictions based on mascot performances. Original concept by Kelly Mohr of the Pugs & Kelly Show on KLLI-FM in Dallas. (Just thought I'd catch everyone up as we get close to the Thanksgiving weekend and I still sustain a slight winning lead.)
WEEK 11 (Last Week: 6-8 - Season Total: 77-70)
Cardinals at Panthers - Just another little snack for the panther. PICK: PANTHERS
Cowboys at Ravens - Cowboys ain't fraid of no spooky birds... all it takes is a double-barrel shotgun. PICK: COWBOYS
Broncos at Saints - Even a wild horse is no match for St. Albert's sword. PICK: SAINTS
Lions at Vikings - The lion's gonna pounce on the viking before he can react. PICK: LIONS
Colts at Bears - The young horse is getting ripped apart. PICK: BEARS
Jets at Browns - A brown dog is no match for a fighter jet. PICK: JETS
Steelers at Bengals - The tiger's getting clobbered by a steel hammer. PICK: STEELERS
49ers at Buccaneers - This duel's gonna be a tough one. I say the old gold-mining coot comes out on top. PICK: 49ERS
Rams at Bills - The clash of the thick-headed animals. I believe the buffalo's gonna survive this one. PICK: BILLS
Titans at Jaguars - Here, kitty, kitty... SPLAT!!! PICK: TITANS
Dolphins at Seahawks - Even though the seahawk is in his element here, the dolphin will still get him with a well-timed leap. PICK: DOLPHINS
Chargers at Raiders - The Dodge Charger is gonna wreck itself trying to get on the pirate ship. PICK: RAIDERS
Falcons at Giants - The giant's breaking out his flyswatter again. PICK: GIANTS
Redskins at Eagles - Eventually the Native American's tomahawk will slice the eagle in half in mid-air. PICK: REDSKINS
Packers at Texans - Packing tape ain't gonna protect you from a fierce bull. PICK: TEXANS
Patriots at Chiefs - The Patriot may be from the Revolutionary War Era, but this is gonna play out like Custer's Last Stand. PICK: CHIEFS
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| Tom's Mascot Melee - Week 10 |
| 11.12.04 (9:19 am) [edit] |
WEEK 10 (Last Week: 6-8 - Season Total: 71-62)
Ravens at Jets - The raven will get sucked into the jet engine almost instantly. PICK: JETS
Bears at Titans - Smokey's getting squashed. PICK: TITANS
Lions at Jaguars - It's a battle of fierce cats. And I'll give the edge to the Jagmeister. PICK: JAGUARS
Texans at Colts - A young horse against a big bull? No contest here. PICK: TEXANS
Chiefs at Saints - It's knight vs. chief. I think St. Albert's gonna win this one. PICK: SAINTS
Steelers at Browns - The steel worker's gonna have enough blunt steel objects at hand to take care of the brown dog. PICK: STEELERS
Seahawks at Rams - Eventually the ram will overtake the bird. PICK: RAMS
Buccaneers at Falcons - The buccaneer is a master swordsman - able to slice birds in half in midair. PICK: BUCCANEERS
Bengals at Redskins - The young brave will get lucky with his bow & arrow, hitting the tiger right in the heart. PICK: REDSKINS
Panthers at 49ers - The gold miner doesn't have much experience with panthers, so he's a goner. PICK: PANTHERS
Vikings at Packers - It's almost an unfair advantage... all the packing worker has is a staple gun to defend itself against the battle-hardened viking. PICK: VIKINGS
Giants at Cardinals - All the Giant needs is a giant flyswatter. PICK: GIANTS
Bills at Patriots - The soldier's gonna pick off the buffalo easily. PICK: PATRIOTS
Eagles at Cowboys - Eagles don't have shotguns. PICK: COWBOYS
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| Tom's Mascot Melee - Week 9 |
| 11.04.04 (11:09 am) [edit] |
WEEK 9 (Last Week: 9-5 - Season Total: 65-54)
Cardinals at Dolphins - All it takes is a powerful leap from the water and the Dolphin'll bite the Cardinal out of the sky. PICK: DOLPHINS
Cowboys at Bengals - The tiger's gonna pounce before the Cowboy can get to his six-shooter. PICK: BENGALS
Chiefs at Buccaneers - This is gonna be a tough battle.... it's tomahawk vs. sword. I'll give it to the swashbuckler. PICK: BUCCANEERS
Jets at Bills - Anyone up for roasted Buffalo burgers? PICK: JETS
Raiders at Panthers - These brutal pirates couldn't care less about preserving the wildlife. PICK: RAIDERS
Eagles at Steelers - All the steel worker needs is a spinning chain to knock the eagle out cold. PICK: STEELERS
Redskins at Lions - The young brave's never had experience dealing with lions, so he's gonna be out of his league here. PICK: LIONS
Bears at Giants - The fierce grizzly will be nothing but a teddy bear to the giant. PICK: GIANTS
Saints at Chargers - St. Albert's not gonna have enough body armor to protect him from a Dodge Charger hit-and-run. PICK: CHARGERS
Seahawks at 49ers - The gold miner can easily shoot down a seahawk. PICK: 49ERS
Texans at Broncos - It's a tough bull vs. a tough horse. I think the bull will pull it off. PICK: TEXANS
Patriots at Rams - Two long curly horns are no match for a rifle, even one from the Revolutionary War era. PICK: PATRIOTS
Browns at Ravens - The Raven may be a creepy bird, but to a big brown dog it's just a chew toy. PICK: BROWNS
Vikings at Colts - The rough-n-rugged viking will have no problem taming the horse. PICK: VIKINGS
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